Thursday, June 21, 2007

Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Ah, the foot-in-mouth disease...

I've had it so often, my immune system should be immune from it. Sadly, no-one seems to have created a vaccine for it. However friends consolingly tell me that it's okay, everyone suffers from it.

BUT no-one suffers quite the same as the one who is going through it THIS-VERY-MOMENT and RIGHT-NOW.

According to the powers-that-are (in certain professions), this disease is especially common among Sagittarians. The Chinese say that it is also the special purview of those born in the Year of the Monkey.

Guess what? I'm a Sagittarian born in the Year of the Monkey.
Talk about a double-whammy...

Whenever I suffer an attack, I apologize profusely (and in the process, I seem to make things worse) and try to make amends. Then I go home and squirm some more. Sometimes I even wake up in the middle of the night to think about it. Squirm squirm squirm...

Eeeeeuuuuuuuuuu.......

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