I'm sitting at my table, checking my email while keeping an eye on my five-year-old who is wrenching the life out of his PS2's joystick. He insists on calling it a remote...well, whatever. This particular game he's playing is both entertaining and horrifying me. The warthogs trying to flatten a panda are entertaining. The lines scrolling across the screen at the beginning of every episode horrify me. Long ago, in a time of ancient timeless time.... (Huh?) Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose skills are the stuff of legend... (OMG.) Haven't the game writers heard of a thesaurus???? Now I'm not only worried about the violence level...I'm worried about the dearth of creative vocabulary on offer!